~And lovers text in Japanese~

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 19:22:32 GMT

I've traveled in Asia, Australasia, and survived a bomb scare in a Korean airport (which was sort of my fault), but today all of the above pales and wilts in comparison to what I achieved...

I caught a bus, by myself, and lived to speak of this epic tale. All did not go according to plan to begin with I was unaware one had to wave your hand to flag down the bus. I, being the ever logical sort of chap assumed that being at the bus stop was enough, alas, no!

Quick summery: I had a birthday. Was jolly good. Had a tea party and had many Xbox games. Could not eat a lot at said party due to stomach bug which I have graciously given to Cookie. Had two proper birthday meals and saw Christmas Carol in 3d, which was fantastic. Also, I saw New Moon. I have not read the books but I can easily say go team Jacob!

We have moved after two months of being in limbo. Our ceiling took it upon itself to fall-in and bring forth a torrential pouring of all things sewage. Have a nice new flat. 3 bedrooms with a sea view, which is jolly nice.

Now I depart to watch Red Dwarf in bed as for today I am Lord of the bus!

I've got a combine harvester

Sun, 26 Jul 2009 14:23:03 GMT

Ah, ale. The real man's drink.

Rather jolly good time I had at the pavilions drinking fine ales and meeting people. Got to see the Wurzels, which was a great laugh. People even went in for a bit of crowd surfing. Managed to buy three t-shirts as well, one of them being the Cornish Liberation Front, which I found very amusing.

Anyway, some random pictures..as most ales were 7.5%-9.0%, and I had 12 tokens for pints, one can imagine I was a little bit drunk.

*So long since I've used LJ I can't even do a damn cut proper*

ONWARDS to ze pictures

Lovely people

Me, trying to work how to take a photo..confused I was as it's a new phone

I don't remember this one..but cons ftw!

Fine ale

Jaw breaking fucking yawn

Mon, 13 Jul 2009 23:47:18 GMT

I do believe I have become slightly addicted to Jasper Conran from Debenhams. I've grown to love cardigans and straight cut cords with pointy winkle-pickers shoes. Very stream line and aerodynamic. No buffeting for me, no sir, full speed as I walk along the street.

Poor LJ...so forlorn. Suppose every man and his whippet uses Facebook. I had a go, I must admit, only due to the fact one tends to fall out the loop with people you know and see, since like, you know, everything ever happens on Facebook and if you don't have it you are no better then an ape still stick in the tree flinging shit at people as your friends drive around on scooters and talking about where to wine and dine..

Well maybe...

It's a little sad that people express themselves by a fucking status on Facebook. One can miss all sorts. Break-ups. Fights. Drama. Bitching. Social gatherings after dark, or even say, during the day, and general coming together of people you see every day who then spout out such tosh as "Dude, where were you, I sent you an invite?!"..Well excuse me, I thought maybe actually knowing you for a few years might have been enough for a quiet word, text, even carrier pigeon.

And all the above *points*, none of that on facebook, no sir! But a few lines for you. Guess that's all people need to update us with the fact they've just had some ice-cream and that their latest T.V star did something.

Well rant over. On another subject. My Xbox 360 died today. Three rings of death. This will mean very little to anyone. Well, to Steeb it will.

Goes back to reading Dune, again.

Heee

Wed, 30 Jul 2008 22:02:15 GMT

Subject 1*Please could you confirm the company name of the booking*

Subject 2*Why yes, it's the Fellowship OF The Manic Depressives*

Subject 1*How can I help you today?*

Subject 2*I've lost my ticket*.

...*Fatality*...

Random..

Sun, 20 Apr 2008 10:46:39 GMT

Random:

Finding a crisp in your clean boxers.

...*yum*

Indie kid goes roar at metal gig

Thu, 24 Jan 2008 16:07:12 GMT

Ah LJ.

Yes, Korn(well, two of them).I saw them and they were rather good, even if they said Plymouth rocked, which I would say 80% of the people there broke out in to laughter.

Lack of hoodies was indeed disappointing.

They even played We Will Rock You.

However, it begs the question: Where the fuck would any famous band stay in this poop hole of a city? Travelodge? The Jurys Inn? The Copthorne?

Answers on a postcode.

Its nearly the weekend wooo

Fri, 16 Nov 2007 09:11:29 GMT

Poor lil ed. Tired he is. Slightly a bit ugh this morn.

Went out for a few drinks last night with people from work. Somehow I've managed to get sunburn on my shoulders. This is like the middle of November where one can see your own breath and do that pretend smoke thing you use to do as a kid, because you know, its cool. Is perplexed I am.

Oh well, off to work I go.

Thats not very nice..but might be true.

Thu, 27 Sep 2007 02:49:14 GMT

midnightmuppet

"Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate"

'What is your personal life motto?' at QuizGalaxy.com

*must try to sleep*

Sola lingua bona est lingua mortua (te he he)

Tue, 25 Sep 2007 19:48:44 GMT

God damn, who nudged me?! *scowls*

New incentive: To shave more often and stop looking like I'm the Mosses tribute band.

Te he he

Mon, 10 Sep 2007 08:30:22 GMT

"more coke, more snickers!"

'...I'm as fat as the fucking couch..."

Sun, 22 Jul 2007 08:38:59 GMT

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!!!

Wizards. XXX. Orgy. Gay. Work.

Fri, 13 Jul 2007 22:36:58 GMT

I've noticed something...

There is Tom, John, James, and me at work. We text each other quite a bit, but I've noticed that of late we seem to leave little X's at the end of our texts to each other. Tomorrow, we are all going to see Harry Potter together. I think a subconscious gay orgy might just break out at any moment.

Arggh I say

Thu, 24 May 2007 23:32:06 GMT

New Pirates Of The Caribbean is awesome. Yep yep.

Mmm butter.

Mon, 21 May 2007 22:26:00 GMT

"I KNOW IT WAS YOU BECAUSE THERE IS BUTTER ON THE FUCKING FLOOR!"

Plymouth is the worst dressed city

Tue, 24 Apr 2007 11:50:33 GMT

Plymouth is the worst dressed city

Plymouth has been officially named Britain's worst dressed city.

Some 44% in the Devon city admitted they couldn't care less about fashion or how trendy they looked.

The Scots follow closely in the fashion flop stakes - with over a third (35%) of Aberdeen residents refusing to adopt the latest look.

And despite Leeds dwellers spending the most money on clothes each month, they came third in the worst dressed list.

The poll of 3,000 Brits, conducted by fashion website www.missbutterfly.co.uk, revealed Londoners were the trendiest.

Some 38% of Londoners already had new Spring/Summer clothing hanging in their wardrobes.

But Cardiff citizens look forward to new clothes hitting the shops the most - with one in five admitting they get excited by changing collections.

Yet the recent high street must-haves - leggings - were snapped up the most in Birmingham, with one in ten Brummie ladies sporting the lycra look.

Top 10 least fashionable cities: 1 Plymouth; 2 Aberdeen; 3 Leeds; 4 Leicester, 5 Glasgow; 6 Southampton; 7 Edinburgh; 8 Swansea; 9 Cambridge; 10 Norwich.

Top ten most fashionable cities: 1 London; 2 Cardiff; 3 Newcastle; 4 Sheffield; 5 Belfast; 6 Bristol; 7 Liverpool; 8 Nottingham; 9 Manchester: 10 Birmingham.

that which forms a basic matter of thought, discussion, investigation.

Sun, 18 Mar 2007 02:14:26 GMT

.

Not really sure why this makes me laugh.

Right, think I might go and watch Green Wing, and hopefully this time not have surreal nightmares.

Fucking amazing, isn't it?

Then enjoy some random pictures..

This has been my mood all day..

Thu, 08 Mar 2007 23:27:40 GMT

It's over man, game over.

Fri, 26 Jan 2007 11:03:52 GMT

Last day of seven day working week..

HELL YEAH!!

Look deep into the parker.

Fri, 12 Jan 2007 18:26:13 GMT

And God said..what the Jeebus is that?!

Mon, 11 Dec 2006 18:37:07 GMT

http://forum.football365.com/index.php?t=msg&th=247254&start=0&rid=&S=63c16fc906aa3427d346959552e2cc51

Has to be one of the funniest threads regarding "gangsters and chavs".

If thou needs cheering up, then go..and laugh heartedly.

It does goes on for a bit however, well worth it though.

The day you were born...

Wed, 06 Dec 2006 19:31:32 GMT

That could have been me! What I wanted to do for many years anyway..

http://www.mydailymirror.com/index.php

Something Random

Mon, 04 Dec 2006 15:04:40 GMT

This is wicked - After you find the guy - It's obvious. Once you find him - it's embarrassing, and you think, Why didn't i see him straight away?

Doctors have concluded that if you find the man in the coffee beans in 3 seconds, your right half of your brain is better developed than most people. If you find the man between 3 seconds and 1 minute, your right half of the brain is developed normally. If you find the man between 1 minute and 3 minutes, then the right half of your brain is functioning slowly and you need to eat more protein. If you have not found the man after 3 minutes, the advice is to look for more of this type of exercise to make the part of the brain stronger!

And, yes, the man is really there!

(took me about 5 seconds, which surprised me, normally utter crap at these type of things.)

Mini moi mini you

Mon, 27 Nov 2006 16:34:08 GMT

http://uk.gamespot.com/xbox360/action/sonicthehedgehog/review.html?sid=6162205&tag=reviews;story;3

What happened to you Sonic, you use to be cool.

I must plot an update about all the groovy things that I got for my(hold on!) bday. Soon I say, soon. If the cabbage will let me...

You said it man! Nobody f**ks with the Jesus!"

Fri, 03 Nov 2006 01:04:56 GMT

Coconuts kill more people each year then sharks.

Also, Cinderella. Right, now stay with me..

She had a glass shoe which was actually made of fur not glass, but anyway...

If after midnight, her dress, hair, coach, and all those other things turned back to crap after the set time she was given..midnight..

How come the glass shoe stayed as a glass shoe...

Hey? Hey?!

Thu, 02 Nov 2006 15:11:29 GMT

Te audire no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure.